Just then, a flock of seagulls descended upon the bus, mistaking the glistening shells for a particularly delicious buffet.
The judges scattered, screaming.
Paddy, watching the chaos unfold, let out a hearty laugh. “Well,” he chuckled, “at least it’s attracting an audience!” He paused, then added with a wink, “And the prize for ‘Most Likely to Cause a Public Health Emergency’?
I reckon that’s in the bag!”