“Well, some of us just settle, I guess,” Clara shrugged, winking at me. Jack reached for my hand. “I don’t know if Kelly settled when she married me,” he said, his tone soft but firm, “But I’m 100% pretty sure I got a better deal than Tyler.”
The tension around the table broke with nervous laughter, though Clara’s smile faltered.
Across town, I imagined Clara in her enormous bedroom, scrolling through Instagram. She had everything. But the cracks in her perfect world were showing, whether she realized it or not.
A couple of nights later, I was jolted awake by the sound of my phone ringing. Groggily, I reached for it, squinting at the screen. It was Clara.
My heart sank. Clara never called me unless it was for show. Something about needing to flaunt her latest luxury purchase or twist the knife about my “simple” life.
I hesitated before answering. “Clara? It’s late.”
The sound that greeted me wasn’t her usual cool, clipped tone.
It was loud, ragged, and completely unhinged sobbing. “Kelly,” she gasped between sobs, her voice shaking. “I’ll give you a mansion, a car — anything you want,” she pleaded.
“Just GIVE ME YOUR HUSBAND!”
I sat up straighter, suddenly wide awake. “What’s going on?”
For months. With some — some twenty-something little —” Her voice cracked, and she dissolved into another wave of tears. I didn’t know what to say.
Tyler, the perfect husband? Clara, the queen of perfection? It felt surreal.
“And that’s not all,” she continued, sniffling. “He emptied our accounts. Everything, Kelly.
I have nothing. Just the house and a couple of cars I can’t even afford to keep!”
Her words tumbled out in a panicked rush, and for the first time in my life, I heard Clara completely stripped of her usual composure. “I — wow, Clara.
I don’t even know what to say.”
“Yes! You have to let me borrow Jack!”
“For a party,” she rushed to explain, as if that made it any less absurd. “I can’t show up alone, Kelly! People will talk.
They’ll know. But if I have someone like Jack — someone stable, dependable — it’ll look like I’m fine.”
I stared at the phone, stunned. “Are you out of your mind?
Jack is my husband. He’s not for sale, not for loan, and certainly not for your ridiculous charade. You’ve spent years tearing me down, and now you think you can just… buy your way out of this?
No, Clara. Not this time.”Continue reading…