Man’s Bargain With God

When God created the donkey, he said:

“As a donkey, you’ll work day and night, and you’ll carry on your back heavy baggage. You’ll eat grass and you’ll have low IQ. You’ll be living for 50 years.”

“But my God, 50 years is a lot of time for that kind of life!

Give me only 30.” And so it happened. Then, God created the dog:

“As a dog, you’ll guard man’s property and you’ll be his staunch/loyal friend. You’ll eat their left overs and you’ll be living for 25 years.”

“Oh, Mighty God.Continue reading…