Four Married Guys On A Fishing Trip – Hilarious Story

Intrigued by the escalating tales of domestic duty, the third man chimed in with his own experience. “You both have it easy!” he declared, raising the stakes of the friendly competition. “I promised my wife that I would redo the entire kitchen for her.” He described the planned renovation, mentioning new cabinets, countertops, and appliances. “I know it will be a monumental task,” he admitted, “but I just had to join you guys on this fishing trip.” His tone conveyed a mix of resignation and determination, highlighting the lengths he was willing to go to for a day on the water.

As the men continued to fish, a comfortable silence settled over the group. Their attention turned to the fourth man, who had remained quiet throughout the exchange. Curiosity piqued, they finally asked him, “You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the story?”

The fourth man, a mischievous glint in his eye, leaned back and shared his secret. “Well,” he began, a sly grin spreading across his face, “I simply set my alarm for 5:30.” He paused for dramatic effect. “When the alarm went off,” he continued, “I turned off the clock, gave my wife a gentle nudge, and asked, ‘Fishing or…s**?’” He left the rest of the sentence unspoken, allowing the implication to hang in the air. “And do you know what she said?” he asked, his grin widening. “She said, ‘Put on a sweater.’”

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