1.Little Johnny gets a loan Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. ”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher. Little Johnny replied ”eleven dollars”. ”Why eleven?” the teacher said. ”You may ask for … Read more
1.Little Johnny gets a loan Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. ”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said the teacher. Little Johnny replied ”eleven dollars”. ”Why eleven?” the teacher said. ”You may ask for … Read more
My parents abandoned me the moment I told them I was pregnant at sixteen. One minute I had a home—strict, cold, but still a home—and the next I was standing on the front porch with a small backpack and nowhere to go. I felt like the whole world had turned its back on me. I … Read more
I bought my parents a house. Under one condition, my brother was never allowed there. He has a shady past and would use my parents for money. Today, I checked the cameras and saw my brother in the yard. He stared at the camera, and then suddenly, he…lowered his head as if he wasn’t sure … Read more
Funny Joke Paddy got a job as a bus driver and on his first morning he just sat waiting at the depot. The Bus Inspector came over to see and asked what the problem was. Paddy said, Paddy O’Malley, a man whose enthusiasm always outweighed his common sense, decided to enter the annual village bus … Read more
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?” The … Read more
My first wife left us when my son was still an infant—barely three months old. One morning she kissed his forehead, said she needed air, and simply never came back. For weeks, I walked around in a fog, doing everything I could to hold myself together for the tiny person who depended on me. I … Read more
My first wife left us when my son was still an infant—barely three months old. One morning she kissed his forehead, said she needed air, and simply never came back. For weeks, I walked around in a fog, doing everything I could to hold myself together for the tiny person who depended on me. I … Read more
I FOUND ALMOST $3,500 IN MY 13-YEAR-OLD SON’S PIGGY BANK AND DECIDED TO FOLLOW HIM AFTER SCHOOL. As a widowed mom doing my best to raise my son alone, I was genuinely shocked when I opened his piggy bank while cleaning his room and discovered the large amount of money. For years, I’ve juggled two … Read more
Twenty years ago, a stormy night and a split-second decision to help a stranger changed both their lives forever. Celia offered James, a man at rock bottom, a warm meal, dry clothes, and hope when he needed it most. She never expected to see him again. But when James knocks on her door decades later… … Read more
