5 Little Johnny Jokes

His friend asks: ”How did you get tickets?”

”From my brother” little Johnny replies. ”And where is your brother?”

”At home looking for his ticket..”. 3.Little Johnny does his homework
Little Johnny says to his Dad: ”Dad, will you do my math for me?”

His Dad replies: ”No, son, it wouldn’t be right.”

Little Johnny responds: ”Well, you could try…”

4.No fun
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: “I ain’t had no fun in months.”

Then asked the class, “How should I correct this sentence?”

Little Johnny raised his had and said, “Get yourself a girlfriend…”

5.Write in the dark
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